Could've Stolen That Horse (ft. Lokir)

by RLSDv1

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My first song! It's about that guy Lokir, from the intro to Skyrim. I know...

Watch the video here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVwrtejEA6c

lyrics

What am I doing here,
I'm so fucking dead.
All I did was steal a horse,
it must have been a thoroughbred.

I live the life of a horse thief,
a thin line to tread.
But I'm just your normal guy,
from a shithole called Rorikstead.

I could have stolen that horse,
and been half way to Hammerfell.
I think I might shit myself,
can you tell?

Skrim was fine,
until Ulfric came along.
With his OP dragon shouts,
and his giant ten inch dong.

Now I'm a nervous wreck,
just look at me.
I don't think I'm going to make it,
to the first DLC.

I could have stolen that horse,
and been half way to Hammerfell.
I think I just shit myself,
I feel unwell...

Ralof got with a girl from here,
Even with his ugly face.
But then again he is a Nord,
guaranteed at least second base. (Second base)

Took an arrow to the back,
now I'm laid out on the grass.
If I'd just waited,
that dragon would have saved my ass.

This is my final song,
Now I'm in Sovngarde.
And yet I still look like
a fucking retard.

I could have stolen that horse,
and been half way to Hammerfell.
I just shat myself,
What's that smell?

What's that smell? (x3)

credits

released August 21, 2016
RLSD, Lokir

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